— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) July 13, 2024
but not an episode of Scandal
— Ineke Clewer (@InekeClewer) July 18, 2024
Americans in November pic.twitter.com/JbdDkYDyt8
— Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) July 13, 2024
Is every episode of every show tagged with key words for every potentially dodgy scene, so they’re ready for days like today? Or did someone at Channel 4 just know the Simpsons REALLY well and catch this just in time? (@restisents, do you have the answer?) https://t.co/Sjx2tXiSiI
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) July 14, 2024
Shot in the ear, tackled by secret service, rolled off the damn stage, and the wig is still laid… credit where credit is due
— macklin (@saintmacklin) July 13, 2024
It's a pretty sad day when a former president gets shot and he's lied so much you question whether or not it was staged.
— The Regal 👑Beagle (@the_rbeagle) July 13, 2024
— Scott Barber (@thescottbarber) July 13, 2024
This seems to be having everyone in stitches. ❤️ https://t.co/xUicrApycC
— Rory Petzer (@RoryPetzer) July 13, 2024
Fair play to the bell ringers at St Matthew’s Church in good ol’ Kingsley this morning…#itscominghome#EURO2024 pic.twitter.com/ybjNDrL1xC
— •✨A F T E R G L O W✨• (@Afterglow85) July 14, 2024
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 14, 2024
This does throw the idea of "whats an emergency" into perspective. https://t.co/A9tZLUucvx
— Dr Janaway (@drjanaway) July 14, 2024
I’m sorry. But this has me howling pic.twitter.com/g2VFkOHb6I
— Phi Okello (@PTupac) July 14, 2024
I think if I was England manager and I had wanted to win that game I would have asked the boys to score more goals than the Spanish team but that’s just me
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 14, 2024
Defragmentation 😂🤭 pic.twitter.com/hsmrPfUB2B
— Ryan Els (@RyanEls4) July 15, 2024
Wife just convinced daughter we couldn’t set up a camera to film the tooth fairy ‘because of GDPR’.
— Alistair Barrie (@AlistairBarrie) July 16, 2024
Handy being married to a compliance manager.
The Slug & Lettuce. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/0ZR6aG6jwB
— t/a Underscores Rn’t Us (@AndyPlumb4) July 16, 2024
For all the Southgate critics ….. pic.twitter.com/EjLAiVURml
— Bernadette Sanders (@Bernade28266698) July 16, 2024
I would love to see this, if only to watch the heads of so many man-babies explode. https://t.co/lll7l8wPXs
— Dr Farbod (@EmergencyBod) July 16, 2024
The separate stomach for pudding https://t.co/80WDTIaspi
— Steph (@66Steph82) July 16, 2024
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 16, 2024
You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10. https://t.co/EbZMoktrNj
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 17, 2024
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 16, 2024
if you feel this strongly about it you should probably contact your local MP
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2024
NWSE Asia pic.twitter.com/efH360QftN
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) July 17, 2024
these were the same people that wouldn’t wear a mask because they aren’t sheep https://t.co/vCYZellJUr
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 18, 2024
Liz Truss, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage are all in America. Change the locks.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 18, 2024
potential hot take but i find interrupting the hold music every 20 seconds to tell me you’re experiencing longer than average hold times is more annoying than just having me on hold for a long time
— gnarly rae jepsen (@lizmaebrooks) July 16, 2024
Air bnb should provide breakfast that’s the second b
— bel (@beldrury) July 18, 2024
timeless pic.twitter.com/4zCauyAduo
— John B. Holbein (@JohnHolbein1) July 18, 2024
The millennium bug showing up 24 years late https://t.co/GzPW7AvRbT pic.twitter.com/WLvkMmGd2g
— L M (@leemc87) July 19, 2024
You need der, die, das, dem, den, and des to cover all cases
— Norwich Fan Gegen Rechts (@hardafdfacts) July 19, 2024
Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
— Max Pollard (@MaxPollard92) July 19, 2024
liked by Magnussen 💀 https://t.co/UppvVE8EhH pic.twitter.com/gaXwtbSkVE
— Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1) July 19, 2024
Reassuring to hear on the news that Crowdstrike’s recommended fix for their massive worldwide IT outage is to turn your computer off & on up to 19 times… pic.twitter.com/bJnYKJP8D3
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) July 19, 2024
This is properly funny. Stay with it. He goes full Partridge https://t.co/cpN1LSm9Ln
— Otto English (@Otto_English) July 18, 2024
i'm in tears with the sauber team yesterday 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/cyEvJZa8cH
— clara (@leclercsletters) July 18, 2024
Two stories next to each other in my feed pic.twitter.com/OylRiqDMzO
— The Church Mouse (@thechurchmouse) July 19, 2024
For those who don't remember, in 2010, McAfee had a colossal glitch with Windows XP that took down a good part of the internet. The man who was McAfee's CTO at that time is now the CEO of Crowdstrike. The McAfee incident cost the company so much they ended up selling to Intel. pic.twitter.com/DgWid6MSK0
— Anshel Sag (@anshelsag) July 19, 2024
— Ed Balls (@edballs) July 20, 2024
This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) July 19, 2024
It’s hard being 31 and single in the church. Too old for “Young Adults” groups. Don’t fit in with married groups. Can we petition for a “Medium Adults” ministry? 😂
— rachael ✿ (@rachallison1) July 20, 2024
— sophie (@netcapgirl) July 19, 2024
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